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Yo' Mama is so stanky, when she walks by, trash plugs its nose.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she trims her nose hair with a wееd whacker.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she put a band-aid on her haircut.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she pees rust and farts dust.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she went into 7-Eleven and didn't come out until 11:07.

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Yo' Mama is so tough, you'll never be half the man she is.

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Yo' Mama is so short, she had to climb a ladder to pick up a dime.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the Coast Guard keeps a log of her bath times.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she calls beepers collect.

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Yo' Mama's hair is so nasty, Wilson couldn't pick it.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she had to go to rehab for mainlining pork chops.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she went whale-sighting, the other tourists took her picture.

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Yo' Mama is so uptight, she could stick a piece of coal up her вuтт and have a diamond in a week.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, her parents let her hide her own Easter eggs.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thought a walk-in closet came with legs.

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Yo' Mama is so stanky, the couch gets up when she sits down.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she bleeds chocolate milk.

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