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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back.

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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she wears waders in the shower to keep from slipping down the drain.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she ran away from home, her parents called the dog catcher.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she doesn't know whether to scratch her watch or wind her вuтт.

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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she broke both legs trying to use a laptop.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she wore an "X-Files" t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, they sent out a search party to find her belly button.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, it takes her half an hour to walk a block because she stops at all the hydrants.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when fighter pilots see her, they say, "Bogie at 11, 12, 1, 2, and 3 o'clock."

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she names her kids after cars she can't afford.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor put her in a bucket of water to see which end would come up for air.

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Yo mama is so sтuрid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her dog closes its eyes when it humps her leg.

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Yo' mama's like a chipmunk, her cheeks are always packed full of nuts!

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she joined the army, her nickname was "Trenches."

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Yo' Mama is like a hardware store: 25 cents for a sсrеw.

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Yo' Mama is like a railroad track: she gets laid all over the country.

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