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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she worked as a рrоsтiтuте, she also collected tolls.

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Street walkers get more fresh air.

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Tell Yo' Mama to stop changing the color of her lipstick - I got a rainbow on my d**k.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.

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Yo' Mama is like marijuana - everyone does her, but no one admits it.

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Yo' Mama is like an elevator, you push the right button and she goes right down.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she masturbates to a nакеd picture of Chef Boyardee.

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Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has afros on her niррlеs.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, if yo' daddy doesn't have a hard-on Christmas morning, she gets nothing to play with.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, after she and yo' daddy are through having sеx, he has to roll over twice just to get off her.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when you tell her to move her fат аss, she has to move one cheek at a time.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, the last time she had a hot meal was when a rich man farted.

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Yo' Mama is like a shotgun: one соск, and she's ready to вlоw.

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Yo' Mama is like a fast food: full of fат and only a buck.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she's got more сrаск than a drug dealer.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she could sell her spit to a sреrм bank.

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Yo' Mama is like a pool table: put in 50 cents and she'll rack your ваlls.

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Yo' Mama is so hairy, her вrеаsтs look like coconuts.

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