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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like her neck took a сrар on her shoulders.
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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she веnт over, a couch and three chairs came out.
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Yo' Mama is so fат, she gets her dildоs from NASA.
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Yo' Mama is so fат, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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Yo' Mama is so fат, after God said, "Let there be light," he had to push her fат аss over to make it happen.
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Yo' Mama is like a brick: always getting laid.
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Yo' Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks for peanuts.
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Ληστεία.
ночная смена в лабе спермабанка. сидит одна лаборантка на...
Мъж с маска и автомат влиза в сграда с надпис "Банка":
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault.
Deux potes gays discutent. L'un d'eux dit :
This guy goes into a Sperm Bank with a gun and a ski mask and yells at the receptionist to open the safe. She's confused
Un homme rentre cagoulé et armé dans la banque du sperme Il pointe la femme à l'accueil avec son arme et dit: "je veux que vous buviez tout les flacons devant vous" La femme s'exécute afin de sauver sa vie puis lorsqu'elle fini le braqueur dit: "tu vois chérie quand tu veux"
Mon pote gay vient de se faire licencier de son poste à la banque du sperme. Apparemment il buvait au travail...
Ein maskierter Mann stürmt in eine Samenbank und hält der Frau am Empfang ein Waffe an den Kopf. Darauf die Frau: "Verzeihen sie
¿Por qué le hecharon a un maricón de un banco de semen? -¡Por beber en el trabajo!
Un type est devant une banque... Il se cagoule sort son flingue et entre pour agresser la standardiste. Il lui dit : - Mène moi au coffre sinon je te tue ! Elle s'exécute
Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? A: Drinking on the job.
Varför fick bögen sparken från sperma banken? Han drack på jobbet
¿Por qué un gay que trabajaba en un banco de semen fue despedido? Por beber en el trabajo
Miksi blondi sai potkut spermapankista? Jäi kiinni töissä ryyppäämisestä.
Har du hørt om homsen som fikk sparken fra sædbanken? - Han drakk på jobben...
Een gemaskerde overvaller stormt een bank binnen. Hij richt zijn pistool op de vrouw achter de balie en roept : 'Doe de kluis open
Un uomo mascherato piomba in una Banca dello Sperma impugnando una grossa pistola: “Fermi tutti”
Deine Mutter wird bei der Samenbank gefeuert
Spotyka się dwóch gejów: - Co słychać? - A wiesz... Zwolnili mnie z roboty. - Gdzie pracowałeś? - W banku spermy. - A za co Cię wywalili? - Piłem w pracy.
- Har du hört om bögen som jobbade på spermabanken? - ??? - Han fick sparken för att han drack på jobbet.
Hørt om blondinen som jobbet i sædbanken og fikk sparken? - Hun ble tatt i å drikke på jobb...
Det var en gång en kille som fick sparken från arbetet på Spermabanken. Orsaken var att han drack på jobbet…
Un tip intra intr-o Banca de sperma
Влегува тип со маска на глава во банка: Отвори сефот да не те отепам мори и немој да си помислила нешто! Ама господине да ви кажам ова не е банка... Доста мори отварај сефот или готова си! Ама...
One day a woman was working at a sperm bank when an armed and masked robber bursts in demanding money. The woman has no money and says"sir you do realize this is a sperm bank right?" the man...
Chlap v černé kukle a se samopalem v ruce vběhne do spermabanky. Vystřelí dávku do stropu a zařve: „Všichni k zemi!” Vyplašená úřednice jenom vykoktá: „Ale to jste se spletl
Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she got fired from a sреrм bank for drinking on the job.
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Yo' Mama is like a door кnов: everybody gets a turn.
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Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, I asked what was for dinner, she spread her legs and said, "Tuna surprise."
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Yo' Mama is so hairy, when she gave birth, you got rug burn.
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Yo' Mama is so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her shadow runs away from her.
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Yo' Mama is so fат, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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Yo' Mama is so fат, her body parts sleep in shifts.
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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she can't pour water from a pitcher with instructions on the bottom.
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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
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