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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, her favorite color is clear.

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Yo' Mama is like a beached whale: stinky and tragic, but you can't help but stare.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she makes Richard Simmons lose his enthusiasm.

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Yo mama is so ghetto, she does wheelies in her 10 speed.

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Yo Mama''so fат she was on Jerry Springer and Ricky Lake at the same time.

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Yo mama's so fат, she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she веnт over, they found Jimmy Hoffa.

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Yo' Mama is so hairy, Tarzan couldn't get through her bush.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thinks Bill Gates is another name for toll booths.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she stuck her face in cookie dough and made gorilla cookies.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thinks Limp Bizkit is a medical condition.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.

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Yo' Mama is so short, she has to pole vault into bed at night.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, even the Boogie Man won't hide under her bed.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she has a glass door with a peephole.

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Yo Mama is so ugly when she was kidnapped her mother sent the kidnappers a thank you card!

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Yo' mama so fат, she wore corduroys and smoothed out the ridges!

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Yo mama's so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe on. I said, ''Hey, Mrs Jones, you've lost a shoe,'' and she said ''No, it's alright, I found one''.

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