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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, when she hit rock bottom, she started to dig.

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Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her rims cost more than her car.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, her car came with a kickstand.

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Yo' Mama is so dirтy, her teachers gave her A's just for not raising her hand.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she once got stuck between the North and South Pole.

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Yo mama's so sorry she missed your birthday last week, she bought you a cake so big you gotta eat it twice to have it once!

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, they use her face to make animal crackers.

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Yo' Mama is so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, her brainstorms are more like drizzles.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was a kid, cats tried to bury her in the sandbox.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

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Yo' Mama's teeth are so big, she stabs herself in the chest whenever she sneezes.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she has to wear snowshoes on dry land.

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Yo' Mama is like a sаinт - a St. Bernard.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," so she turned around and went home.

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Yo' Mama is so ghetto, she puts food stamps in a money clip.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she went to take a bath, the roaches made her wait her turn.

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