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Yo' Mama is so fат, her раnтy lines look like a road map.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she calls trash days "clearance sales."

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Yo' Mama is so poor, I threw a rock through her window and hit everyone inside.

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Yo' Mama's teeth are so gapped, she uses a gate for braces.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she falls out of bed on both sides.

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Yo mama's so polite, she once held the door for a week!

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Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, she could clear a chat room.

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Yo' Mama's so old, when she вrеаsт feeds, powdered milk comes out.

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Yo' Mama is so short, she could sit on a dime and swing her legs.

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Yo' Mama is so bald, she has to use rice for rollers.

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Yo' Mama is so stanky, she vacuums her sheets instead of washing them.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she makes the mice scream and jump up on chairs.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."

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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she can jump through her a**hole.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she couldn't find a needle in a needle stack.

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Yo' Mama is so redneck, Costco is her favorite city.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.

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