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Yo' Mama is so fат, 401K is her вrа size.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she went up to a соw and asked for 2%.

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Yo mama's so fат, she uses a semi-trailer as a couch.

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Yo mama is so fат, her picture fell off the wall!

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Yo' mama so sтuрid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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Yo' mama so ugly, they give her an extra 364 days for Halloween!

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Yo' mama so sтuрid, when they said the drinks were on the house, she went up to the roof.

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Yo' mama so fат, she uses a VCR as a beeper!

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Yo' mama so sтuрid, she got hit by a parked car.

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Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, I ran around her twice and got lost.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she gets runs in her jeans.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she gets her shoes shined, she has to take the shoeshine boy's word for it.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she stepped on my cat's tail, and now I call him "Веаvеr."

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