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Yo' Mama is so fат, she makes the radio skip when she dances.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, if ugliness was a record, she would go triple platinum.

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Yo' Mama is so stanky, when you were born, the doctor had to wear the oxygen mask.

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Yo' Mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, Yo' Daddy first met her at the pound.

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Yo' Mama is so dumb, the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, when I asked her to turn on the TV, she started stripping.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she looks at roadkill, it runs away.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, you can use her thong as a hammock.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, that when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.

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Yo' Mama's house is so dirтy, I had to wipe my feet before I went outside.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, her checks bounce more than the cast of Baywatch.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she was the only dinosaur they didn't have to animate for "Jurassic Park."

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she steps on a dollar and makes four quarters.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.

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