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Yo' Mama is so uptight, when she farts, only dogs can hear it.

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Yo' Mama is so dumb, she went to the police station and said, "Give me all your money!"

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Yo' Mama is so dumb, she went to rehab because she was hooked on phonics.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she took a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she made the centerfold in Mountain Climber Magazine.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she couldn't get a date on a calendar.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she's got a Bible autographed by Jesus.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she put a mirror on the TV screen so she could watch a reality show.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she's gotta call the fire department when her hemorrhoids get inflamed.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she got hauled into the dog pound for walking down the street without a license.

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Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps, her teeth shiver.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

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Yo' Mama's teeth are so rotten, her smile looks like candy corn.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thinks DNA is the National Dyslexics Association.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she's on the highway, she has to stop at the weigh station.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she tried to jump rope and knocked the Earth out of orbit.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, you need a map to pass her on the street.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, the front door and the back door of her house are on the same hinge.

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