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Yo' Mama is so fат, she uses California redwoods to pick her teeth.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she sprays her clothes with Pledge and walks around the house to clean.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the World Wildlife Foundation gave her a grant for her liposuction.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she cut herself shaving, gravy poured out.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Тwinкiе on the other side just to get her through.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she makes a parachute look like a handi-wipe.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she measures her weight on the Richter Scale.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she left her home country, the population dropped by 10%.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she won a marathon because no one could fit by her on the street.

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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, her tonsils wear sunglasses.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she wears a polka dot dress, people play Twister.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she took up pages 41 - 43 in her school yearbook.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she finally turned herself around during the "Hokey Pokey," everyone gave her a welcome back party.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she got mistaken for a lost resident by the cemetery keeper.

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