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"You let me go, I'll let you pass"; "You let me go, I'll let you pass."
"You let me go, I'll let you pass"; "You let me go, I'll let you pass."

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she waves a popsicle in front of her face for air conditioning.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she thinks a balanced meal is a cheeseburger in each hand.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, I saw her walking around with one shoe, and when I asked if she lost a shoe, she said, "No, I found one."

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she has to re-read the instructions on the shampoo bottle every time she showers.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, her bellybutton is a skate park.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she has a tattoo of the United States on her chest - actual size.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she DJs for the ice cream truck.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she smiles, her face looks a cheeseburger - with bacon.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she's asked to take out the trash, she leaves the room.

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Yo' Mama is so old, when she went to school, they didn't have a history class yet.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she makes whales look like guppies.

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Yo' Mama is so old, her belly button is between her вrеаsтs.

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Yo' Mama is so bald, she gets brainwashed when she showers.

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Yo' Mama is so bald, when you rub her head, you can see into the future.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she has an echo in her belly button.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she argued with a gumball machine for not taking her food stamps.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I've seen better lookin' butts in an ashtray.

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