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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when God was giving out looks, she must've been petting a bulldog.

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Yo' Mama is so dumb, when God was giving out brains, she thought they were milkshakes and asked for extra thick.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she causes night and day.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, every time the wind blows, her address changes.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she decided to get a water bed, she bought bedding for Lake Superior.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she turns on the light to see if it's dark outside.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, when the officer told her she broke the speed limit, she offered to fix it.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she tried to drown her pet fish.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, I put a quarter up in her ear, and she spat out a packaged snack cake.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she uses a soccer field for a pool table.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walks outside, the sun hides behind the clouds.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she had to get you drunк to breastfeed.

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Yo' Mama is so hairy, she's suing the Velcro makers for personal injury.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, I've known her for seven years and still haven't met yo' whole mama.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, "fат" is a compliment.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she wears Air Моsеs.

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