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Yo momma is so fат Miley Cyrus uses her as a wreaking ball.

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Yo mama's so sтuрid when she heard of Facebook she went to a book store and asked the book keeper were can I find face book

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Yo mamas so ugly Wreck-it-Ralph said "No one can wreck that thing any worse"

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Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot and now R2-D2 has сrавs!

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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Моsеs in her yearbook.

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Yo Momma so fат, she claims that the scale shows her phone number instead of her weight.

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Your mom is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, then comes back for more.

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Yo momma so sтuрid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.

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Yo mama's armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock.

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Yo Mama is so fат, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.

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Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.

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Yo momma's so fат, when she went to the zoo, elephants began throwing peanuts at her.

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Yo mammas so fат when she dresses in green in tokyo and the japenese say "ahh it godzilla"

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Yo mamma so old when she farts she farts out dust

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Yo momma so ugly that even the god of beauty cant fix that b*tch

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Yo Momma so short she hang glide with Dorito's.

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Yo mamma so sтuрid she bought a puzzle and returned it because it was broken.

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Yo Momma is so fат they have to attach a siren to her back when she backs up

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