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Yo momma so fат she makes Free Willy look like a goldfish

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How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her pajamas.

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Yo momma is so old God was her first boyfriend.

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Yo momma so poor she couldnt even afford to finish this se

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Yo mamma so ugly her birth was a miskake so her birth certificate was an apology letter

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Yo mama so fат, Dracula suскеd her blood and got diabetes.

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Yo mamma is so fат, black holes get suскеd into her.

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Yo mamma's so fат, I don't have to make a joke.

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Your momma is so old when her вrеаsт milk comes out it's powder.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said,
"Get that pig out of here," and the pig said,
"Sorry, it won't happen again!"

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Yo mama so ugly that her pillows cry.

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Yo mama is so sтuрid, she walked into Walgreens and said,
"These walls ain't green."

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Yo momma so sтuрid, when she saw YMCA, she said,
"Look, they spelled Macy's wrong."

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Yp mama so fат, she caused millions of dollar property damage.

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Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor saw her вuтт and then her face and he said,
"It's twins!"

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Yo mama so fат that when aliens came to invade us they said,
"Wow! Two planets in one."

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Yo mama's so old she used to babysit Jesus.

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Yo mama so fат she got a job at the movie theater as the screen!

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