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Your mama so fат when she did a push up Earth went down.

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Yo momma so crusty Pizza Hut is jealous.

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Yo mama is so sтuрid she came over to my house and shouted in my mailbox to leave me voicemail.

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Yo mama so skinny she can dodge raindrops.

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Yo mama so fат that her yearbook picture was on page 20, 21, 22, and 23.

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Yo mama’s so old, when she вrеаsт feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine!

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Yo momma is such a hо they call her house Кuм & Go because all the men "Кuм & Go."

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Yo mamma's so sтuрid, she uses hair spray to clean her pet rabbit!

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Yo mama is so fат when the world ended we had to move onto her

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Yo mama so white she makes casper look black

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Yo momma is so fат when she falls down the hobo's start saying:
The sky is falling

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Yo momma so dамn ugly chuck norris looked at her and he died

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Yo momma so short she can tie her shoes while standing up.

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Yo mama so ugly even aliens won't probe her.

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Yo mama is just like a lawn mower: everyone gets a push.

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Yo mama is so fат, she's the reason the Earth tilts on its axis.

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Yo mamma is so ugly that when Justin Bieber saw her, he said "Never."

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Yo mama is so black, she doesn't even have white blood cells.

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