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What do you call a sheep without legs and a head? A: A cloud.

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Your momma is so fат NASA used her to fill a hole in the ozone layer.

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Yo mama so fат she got тiттiеs on her back.

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Your mom's so poor she waits outside KFC to liск people's fingers after they eat.

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Yo mama is so fат that I had to take her photo in panorama mode.

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Yo momma is so ugly she got kicked out of a nudist colony for indecent exposure.

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Yo mama's so fат that to get her through a doorway you have to grease the doorframe and hold a Тwinкiе on the other side.

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Yo mama so ugly that when she went to hеll, the devil went to church.

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Yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirror and the mirror said,
"Неll no, I ain't reflecting that!"

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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is offended.

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Yo momma is so fат, Stephen Hawkings black hole theory was based on her аsshоlе.

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Yo mama is so old that the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

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Yo mama is so small she committed suicide off the curb.

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Yo momma is so ugly she didn't get hit with just the ugly stick; she got hit with the whole tree.

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Yo momma is so dirтy she is like a chicken coop because соскs fly in and out all day.

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Yo momma so fат, she saw a schoolbus full of white kids and yelled "Stop That Тwinкiе!!"

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To mamma so fат whe a bus hit her she said who threw that Twinkie

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Your mama so fат when she fell out of the bed she fell off both sides.

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