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Yo momma is so nasty when she farts the smoke alarm goes off.

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Yo mama is so old that that when she was in school there was no history class!

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Yo momma so ugly that when she played Mortal Kombat instead of Scorpion saying, "Get over here!" He said,
"Stay over there!"

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Yo momma has so much dandruff when she scratches her head people are like, "Dang, is it winter already?"

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Yo mama so ugly , she made the illuminati close its eye!

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Yo momma so fат she was on her way to McDonalds tripped over Burger King and landed on Wendy's.

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Yo momma so fат that when she farted, the second Big Ваng occurred.

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Yo mama's so ugly, Sonic. Exe doesn't want to play with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, her mirror says "VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED".
Yo mama's so ugly, Unwanted House Guest doesn't go to her house.

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Yo mamma so ugly, she came in fourth at a beauty pageant and she was the only one who entered.

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Your mom is so ugly, she put her make up on and it jumped off.

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Yo mamma is so poor when people ring the door веll they hear the toilet flush.

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Yo momma so sтuрid she went to Boost Mobile to fill up her nitro.

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Yo momma so ugly that Ripley's doesn't believe it.

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Yo momma'so fат, if she was a witch, her broomstick would be a broomtree!

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Yo mama so fат, her shadow broke the pavement.

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Yo moma so fат she wears trashbags for socks.

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Yo mama so ugly, her parents flipped a coin to see who had to kiss her good night.

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Yo Momma so sтuрid, when the dentist said she needed a crown she thought she was going to be queen

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