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Yo momma is so fат that when she put on a yellow dress the sun went out of business.

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Yo momma so fат not even Naruto could believe it.

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Yo mama so sтuрid she thought that putting a clock in a fridge , would freeze time !

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Yo momma so sтuрid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
Yo momma so fат when a bus hit her she said who threw that Twinkie

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Yo mamma so hairy when she lifted her armpit she said,
"Welcome to the jungle."

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Yo mama so fат that I would insult her, but cows are sacred where I come from.

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Yo mama so fат that when she went swimming explorers claimed her for new land.

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Yo momma like a prize fish: I can mount her or eat her.

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Yo momma so ugly that if ugliness was measured in bricks she would be the Great Wall of China.

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Yo mamma so short, when she sits on a dime, her feet don't touch the ground!

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Yo momma is just like Jupiter: huge, round, and gassy.

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Yo mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror it says,
"Viewer discretion is advised."

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Yo mama so ugly she slapped herself and her face slapped her back.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she cut her hair and lost 20 pounds.

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Yo momma's so bald they had to replace Mr. Clean.

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Yo mamma so sтuрid we caught her looking over a glass wall.

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Yo momma's so fат, your dad had to roll over twice before he could get off her.

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Yo momma's so fат, she went to Jenny Craig and they said,
"Sorry, we don't do miracles."

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