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Yo momma's so old, she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.

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Yo mama so fат whet she took her first step the grand canyon was made

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Yo momma so fат, that when she went skydiving, people thought it was a meteor

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Yo mama is so tall, when she jumped up and did a backflip she kicked Jesus

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Yo mama so old, her high school photo was a cave painting

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Yo momma so fат, she broke a world record by falling on it

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Yo momma so fат when she got her period people thought there was a volcano.

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Yo mama has so many rolls of fат she has to sсrеw on her pants.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.

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Yo momma so fат Earth is tilted because she fell out of her chair.

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Your momma's so fат, when she takes a selfie she's gotta put her camera on panoramic mode!

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Yo momma so ugly when she saw her reflection in the mirror, it said,
"I quit."

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Yo mamma so sтuрid she was staring at my Ford because it said "Focus."

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Yo mama is so old, creationists deny her existence.

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Yo momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers

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Yo momma so fат she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

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Yo momma so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea

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Yo momma so hairy that she make Bigfoot look bald!

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