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Yo mama so lazy she has a remote for the TV remote.

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Yo momma so ghetto, she had to steal a pair of shoes just to throw them over the power line.

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Yo mama so hairy that when she went to the pet store they locked her up in a cage!

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Yo momma so fат when she went whale watching the people were watching her.

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Yo momma so nasty they slapped a bio hazard sign on her back .

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Yo mamma is so sтuрid that she bought some doughnuts and returned them because they had holes in them.

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Yo momma is so short she does back flips in the space under the door.

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Yo momma's breath so stank, when she talks to her plants they hold their breath.

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Yo momma's so ugly, they knew what time she was born because her face stopped the clock.

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Yo mama`s so ugly, when Wreck-It-Ralph saw her face he said ` it`s already broken`

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Yo mama is so ugly that she made Barack Obama lose hope!

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Yo mama's so ugly, she went to the toilet and it jumped out of the window.

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Yo Mama So Skinny She Could Only Fit One Stripe On Her PJs.

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Yo Momma is so fат, when she switches her cell phone from one ear to the other she get billed for roaming.

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Yo mama's so short that she trips on her тамроn string.

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Yo mama so old, she has Jesus' beeper number.

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Yo momma so nasty when she went to take a shower the soap-on-a-rope hung itself.

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Yo mama is so fат and dumb she signed up for an email account because she heard it contained spam.

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