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Yo momma is so nasty she made Right Guard turn left!

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Yo mama so fат that she stepped on a scale and two white flags popped out that said,
"I surrender!"

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Yo mamma so fат when she went to get her picture taken the photographer told her to say "Cheese" and she said,
"Where?"

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Your mum's so small she can do pull-ups on a staple.

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Your momma so fат when she turned on her PS4 the PlayStation Network crashed.

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Yo mama so fат when she goes up to a buffet she doesn't bring a plate, she brings her chair.

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Yo mama so fат that Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.

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Yo mama so bald headed she uses a toothpick as a comb.

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Yo momma is so fат when you tell her to haul аss she takes three trips.

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Yo momma so hairy, she has to use a lawnmower to shave her underarm hair.

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Your momma is so fат that your dad has to climb 15 minutes just to give her a kiss.

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Yo mama's so fат Honey Boo Boo's mom tried to give her a massage and got lost!

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Yo momma so poor she went to Mcdonald's and tried to put a shake on layaway.

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Yo momma so fат she uses Mexico as her tanning bed.

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Your mom is so ugly not even Goldfish crackers smile back at her.

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Yo mama so fат she sat at the edge of the ocean and the lifeguard said,
"Ma'am, you're blocking the tide."

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Yo mama is so dark that she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows!

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Yo mama is so dark that she got her tattoo done in chalk!

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