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Yo mama is so sтuрid that when asked for her emergency contact number she said,
"9-1-1."

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Yo mama so fат that when she plays volleyball she plays the whole court.

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Yo momma so fат she plays billiards with the planets.

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Yo mama so scrawny she makes skinny jeans look fат.

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Your mom is so fат, she made an email account just so she could eat the spam.

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Yo momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie.

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Your momma is so fат, when she farts even Krakatoa is jealous.

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Yo momma is so stank she makes skunks smell like desert flower Air Wick.

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Yo momma so poor at her house they have to eat cereal with a fork to preserve milk.

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Yo momma so fат she could fit king kong under her ass

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Yo momma's so fат, that I couldn't have sеx with her until I rolled her in flour and found the wet spot.

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Yo mama so fат she went for a swim under water she opened her mouth and swallowed the whole ocean. IN ONE GULP

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Yo momma so dumb, she tried to eat a power mac because she thought it was better than a big mac.

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Yo mama so fат when she sat on four quarters she made a dollar bill.

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Yo mama so broke she can't even afford to lose.

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Yo mamma so sтuрid she tried to use her MetroCard at Subway.

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Your mom is so fат she went to a party in a metallic dress and people thought she was a keg.

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Yo Mama so fат that Steven Hawkins based his 'black hole theory' on her a**hole!!!!!!!!

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