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Yo mama is so dirтy that after she visited ‘The Virgin Islands’ they renamed it to ‘The Islands’.

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Yo Momma so ugly when joker saw her he frowned

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How do you know if a blonde is at the door? You look outside and she is saying hi to your lawn gnomes

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Yo mama is so fат, if she wears a yellow shirt and goes on a trampoline people think she is the sun.

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You momma so fат she went in to In-N-Out, she could get in, but she couldn't get out.

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Yo momma so old that when God and the devil fought she was on the side lines cheering

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1. Yo mama so fат she sits on both sides of the family!
2. Yo mama so fат the National Weather Channel names every one of her farts!
3. Yo mama so fат that whenever she wears a yellow raincoat in public, everyone yells "Taxi!"
4. Yo mama so fат that whenever she wears a red dress everyone yells "Kool-aid!" 5. Yo mama so old she knew Burger King whyle

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Yo mama so poor the ducks feed her bread!
( when you see people in the park )

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Yo Momma so fат when she put on a white sheet on herself she went as Antarctica.

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The last time YO Momma jumped rope, little kids in China were hiding under their school desks.

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Yo Momma so dumb that her I. Q. test came back negative.

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Yo mama so fат, she masterbates to the food channel

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Yo momma likes it doggie style........ With a dog

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Yo mama's so ugly, she's the reason Adele says Hello from the other side

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Yo momma so fат You're dad went in , but never came out.

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Yo Momma so fат when she walked onto the diving board the lifeguard said to your dad, "Sorry, you can't park here."

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Yo mamas so fат when she went waterskiing someone tried to shoot her with a harpoon.

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Tough Guy: Can you see your реnis in the shower?
Boy: No
*Classroom laughs*
Tough Guy: Ohh really? Why Not?
Boy: Because your mom's head is on it
*Classroom falls silent*

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