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Yo Mama is so poor she makes Kenny McCormick look rich!

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Yo momma so dамn black and dumb, the only letters she knows are..... K. F. C

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Yo Momma, so fат, that three musketeers tried to send her mounds on the milky way to mars, but she just snickered and ate them all.

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Yo mama is so poor, she lives in a two-story Doritos bag with a dog named chip.

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Yo momma so slutty they call her vаginа the "man cave"

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Yo momma so fат to get her in to the eleivater they had to butter her up and throw a donut in

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Yo momma is dumb she put cat food in her pants to feed her pussy

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Yo mama is so ugly the local zoo uses a photo of her to stop the gorillas from beating off.

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Yo mama is so ugly her dildо needs Viаgrа.

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Yo'momma is so fат,when I ask her weight.. She gave her phone number!

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I dont know what happened but your mama aint half the man she used to be

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Yo momma puts two D batteries up her аrsе and yells " I got the power".

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Your Momma is so ugly that when it was Christmas Santa came laughing НО НО (Santa see's your mom) HOLY SH*T

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Yo mama so fат she broke the stairway the heaven. rate kick-аss if you get it

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Yo mama is so fат that she causes traffic jams when she goes out walking.

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Yo mama so fат she entered the Hunger Games and won all 75 of them

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Yo mamma so dumb,she went to a donut shop and complained that their was a hole in her donut

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Your mama so nasty when she smiles everyone screams I can't believe its not butter

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