Yo Momma Jokes, Yo Moma jokes, You Momma Jokes

Add a joke Newest jokes Most popular

Yo momma is like a atm shes open 24/7

0

0

Yo mama so ugly that when she tried to play the main role in king kong king kong ran away

0

0

Yo momma so ugly her tears run down on the back of her head so that they wont have to see her face

0

0

Yo mama is so fат she lost her virginity to a Snickers candy bar.

0

0

Yo mama so fат that when she stepped on a scale it said "why are u giving me your phone number"
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked into a mirror, the mirror grew legs and ran away.

0

0

Yo mamas so sтuрid i cant post cause im a niggа fuск you

0

0

Yo Yomma so fат when she farts it comes out ten minutes later

0

0

Your Mom is so fат she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.

0

0

Yo mamma so FАТ, When storing 1 pic of her. MY 2.%TB HARD-DRIVE GETS FULL

0

0

Your momma so old God forgot her name

0

0

Yo mamma so fат. When she went sky diving, NASA called it a solar eclipse

0

0

Yo mamma so fат that planets revolve around her

0

0

Yo mama is so sтuрid that when she was making French toast she got her tongue stuck in the toaster.

0

0

Yo Momma is so grumpy that everytime you called her name she would s**t her pants!

0

0

Yo mamma so fат no one was cracked but the ground

0

0

Yo mama so sтuрid, when she saw the drive-thru sign at McDonalds, she drove THROUGH McDonalds.

0

0

Yo mama is so ugly that even dogs refuse to liск her face.

0

0

What's the definition of Infinite??
Yo mamma's weight.

0

0