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Yo mama is so fат she has her own personal vending machine in the kitchen.

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Yo momma's belly button so deep dora wouldn't even explore it

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Yo mamas so fат that she went to a all you can eat buffet and the buffet had to be restocked every 10 minutes.

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1. Yo Mama is so ugly when she enters a haunted house she came out with a job application
2. Yo Mama is so fат she bought ice-cream to the super-bawl and her friend bought a spoon.
3. Yo mama is so ugly when she goes into a sтriр club people pay her to put clothes on.

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Yo mama’s so fат the only exercise she gets is when she chases the ice cream van!

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Yo mama is so sтuрid she got sacked from her job at the bank for stealing pens.

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Yo mama so fат when she runs, she could hear her thigs cheering her on!

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Yo mama is so fат that she has to change the light bulb in her fridge every month.

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Yo momma's like a pool table, ваlls come in and ваlls come out.

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Yo Momma so ugly that she's is the reason for birth control ads.

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Yo Momma so fат she was born on the 4th, 5th, and 6th of June

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Yo mama is so ugly even a boiling kettle won’t whistle at her.

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Yo Momma so dumb, she threw a grenade, I pulled da pin and threw it back

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Yo mama is so fат that she played the part of the iceberg in the film Titanic.

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Yo momma so cheap I gave her a penny for sеx and still got change back

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Yo mama's so fат, the bus got hit by her!

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Momma:Why is my milkshakes gone
Child:Sorry mom, but you are to fат to drink them
Momma:What I only blew up the bathroom like 5 times
Child:Yeah and we used 10 cans of air freshener jus a wast of money
Momma:So what ill go around the corner to get some more
Child:If you can fit though the door

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Yo mam is sooooo hairy she uses he knuckles as pom-poms
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