Yo Momma Jokes, Yo Moma jokes, You Momma Jokes

Add a joke Newest jokes Most popular

Yo Momma so poor, when you asked her for a nickel, she said:
"Boy, if i had a nickel we'd be living in a REAL box.

0

0

Yo mama is so dumb she tried to make her own smartphone by gluing a miniature tuxedo to her Nokia 3310.

0

0

Yo momma so nasty she sat on pinnochios nose and told him to lie

0

0

Yo mama so fат in Indiana Jones she was the boulder

0

0

Yo momma so fат, when she wore a green shirt everyone shouted "GODZILLA!"... fат cow

0

0

Yo mama so fат she went outside in a yellow jacket a man was outside and said yo taxi

0

0

Yo mama is so fат every time she farts it gets mentioned on the weather channel.

0

0

Yo Momma is so f*cking ugly that her own shadow cheated on her

0

0

Your momma is like a bowling ball she big shes round and u can fit 3 fingures in her

0

0

Yo Momma so ugly, when she joined a terrorist organization,
They robbed a bank by threatening to take her mask off.

0

0

Yo mama is so old i asked her to read me a bed time story she started to read the declaration of independence

0

0

To momma is so old that the candles for her birthday cake cost more than the cake.

0

0

Yo momma is so fат, that all the local fast foods joints have now installed a "Roll Thru"

0

0

Yo momma so dumb, she thought Snoop dog was Snoopy's kid

0

0

Yo mama is so sтuрid, she ate my homework because I said it was a piece of cake!

0

0

Yo momma is like a video game. You pay once and play her for life.

0

0

Yo momma is so old her рuвiс hairs are 50 Shades Of Gray.

0

0

Yo Momma so fат she motivates me to workout.

0

0