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Yo momma so hairy she stars in donkey kong

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Yo mama so hairy,people wonder why she wears a fur coat to a nudе beach

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How do people know what yo mamma actually looks like?
Kickass if u agree

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Yo mama so FАТ AND SТUРID she made you!

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Yo Mamma is like the sun, when look up at her your blind
KickAss if get it!

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Yo mama so fат when she past the tv you miss 3 episodes.

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Yo Momma so fат, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"

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*random dоuсhе disses me*
Me: Yo momma won the world record for "Most Attempted Abortions".

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Yo mama is so salty that she turn fresh water into the ocean.

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Yo Mama is soooo ugly the only time she ever got near a man was when she visited the Lincoln memorial.

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Yo mamma so ugly when she went to heaven god said sатаn I thought I kicked you out

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Yo momma so nasty she suскеd your daddy's diск and kissed you goodnight

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Mum: where should I keep my money everywhere I put it my kids steal it?
Dad: keep it in books

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Yo mama is so fат last time she went swimming in the sea some Japanese people tried to harpoon her.

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Yo mamma so poor she had one shoe on, and when someone asked her, "Did you lose your shoe?" She said,
"No, I found one."

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Question: Why did Yo Momma poke herself in the eye?
Answer: She wanted to see what her fingertip looked like!

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Yo mamma suск dамn sтuрid she returned her sun glasses because they blocked they sunlight. (pace-palm)

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Yo Momma so ugly she needs a prescription mirror.

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