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Yo mama is so fат when she walks past me at a football match I miss 20 min of the game!!!!!!

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Yo momma аss is so hairy its like Don King is about to jump out and shout "ONLY IN AMERICA!"

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Yo momma is so fат, the only Super Bowl she watches is the one she eats out of.

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1. Yo Momma's so fат that when she puts on a yellow rain coat people shout TAXI!
2. Yo Momma's so fат I took a picture of her in 1938 and it is still
Printing.
3. Yo Momma's so sтuрid she studied for a blood test.
4. Yo mama so fат she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
5. Yo Momma so fат, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"

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Yo momma so fат that the universe has been measured... but her belly still hasn't been!

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Yo mama so fат when she dropped in the ocean Spain wanted to claim her as a new land.

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Yo mama so fат she was the wrecking ball

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Yo momma so sтuрid, she put a battery up her аss and walked down the street singing "I got the power oh oh oh"

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Yo mama is so sтuрid she wiped her аss before she took a sh*t.

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Your mom is like a раwn shop.
You can always lower the price.

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Your momma so fат she ate a whole Buffalo...... Wild Wings!

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Yo mama so fат even uptown funk cant give it to her.

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Yo mama is so fат, when she cries butter come out her eyes instead of tears .

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Yo mama so poor
She opened up her e-mail address just to eat the spam

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Rude person: Your so gаy!!!
Me/anyone: I'm straighter than the pole yo momma dances on

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Yo momma so fат when she was a map on Call of duty there were too many hiding places.

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Yo Momma so fат, it's a 3 day hike to get on her good side.

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Your mama so fат she tried to sew 911 for geusing her weight

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