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Q: Alexa, how was your day?
A: Answers vary widely, but include some of Alexa’s top-tier jokes, such as, “Super duper. I like these long days. It gives me more time to spend with my favorite color.”
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Q: Alexa, are you married?
A: I’m happily single.
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Q: Alexa, I like big butts.
A: You cannot lie. Good. Honesty is important.
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Q: Alexa, how high can you count?
A: I don’t know. I’d give it a go, but you’d be very bored by the time I finished. (Responses vary; all are snarky.)
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Q: Alexa, tell me a “yo mama” joke.
A: Your mother’s so cool, Beyonce made her a glass of lemonade. (And other uplifting jokes about how amazing your mother is …)
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Q: Alexa, find Chuck Norris.
A: If Chuck Norris wants you to know where he is, he’ll find you. If he doesn’t, you won’t know until it’s too late.
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Q: Alexa, do you know the muffin man?
A: I’ve never met him, but I do know his sister, Madame Macaroon. She’s a little bit nutty, but sweet.
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Q: Alexa, do you know Siri?
A: Only by reputation. (Ouch)
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Q: Alexa, what do you think about Cortana?
A: I like Cortana. We both have experience with light rings, although hers is more of a Halo.
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Q: Alexa, make me a sandwich.
A: OK. You’re a sandwich!
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Q: Alexa, do you like pizza?
A: While I appreciate great food and drink, my good taste is better reflected in the company I keep.
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Q: Alexa, is your refrigerator running?
A: Yes. It’s training for a 5K. (Answers vary.)
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Q: Alexa, how much do you weigh?
A: I am weightless, like a cloud. Wait a minute, clouds actually weigh a lot, so that’s not quite right. Let’s just say I’m more sass than mass.
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Q: Alexa, will you be my girlfriend?
A: I like you … as a friend.
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Q: Alexa, surely you can’t be serious?
A: I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley. (Answers vary widely on this one.)
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Q: Alexa, are you blue?
A: Only my light ring. Only my light ring.
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Q: Alexa, I’ve got 99 problems.
A: But a glitch ain’t one!
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Q: Alexa, what is the value of pi?
A: The approximate value of pi is 3.141592653589 … (Alexa will go on for a bit, then make a joke, such as “phew!” or “this thing goes on forever!”)
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