An old Jewish man walks into a church. He goes in the confession booth, he says, Forgive me father, I have sinned. I was working in my tailor shop, a girl came in -- couldnt have been more than 19 years old, blonde hair, great body. All of a sudden I started f**king her and theres f**king and suскing and fooling around for three hours. And the priest goes, Youre Jewish, why are you telling me this? And he goes, Telling you? Im telling everybody.
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