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What did the father buffalo say to the son buffalo when he left for school?
Bison!
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Q: A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights three days and then leaves on Friday.
How is that possible?
A: His horse was named Friday.
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Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
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What, Exactly, Are Cats?
1. Cats do what they want, when they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. They whine when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play they want to be left alone. 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 7. They expect you to cater to their every whim. 8. They're moody. 9. They leave their hair everywhere. 10. They drive you nuts. Conclusion: Cats are small women in fur coats.
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What Came First...
Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs?
A: Because if she dropped them, they'd break.
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When Beasts Speak!
What did the cat say to the mouse?
"The human telling this joke is attempting to anthropomorphise us!"
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Which Way?
Q: There is a house. The front is facing south and the back is facing north. The right side is facing west and the left side is facing east. If a rooster lays an egg on top of the house which way will it roll?
A: No direction: roosters don't lay eggs.
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Who is Marylou?!?
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head.
"I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious. "You had better have an explanation."
"Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on."'
The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again.
"What was that for?" he complained.
"Your dog called last night."
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Where do you get Virgin Wool?
From an ugly sheep!
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What animal should you never play cards with?
What animal should you never play cards with? A cheetah!
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How Do You Catch?
How do you catch a unique animal?
You 'neak up on it.
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Зафркавање
Прашања
Conversación entre camello y el elefante
Möpse auf dem Rücken
Ελέφαντας και καμήλα
Ελέφαντας vs Καμήλα
Η καμήλα και ο ελέφαντας
Слонът пита камилата:
Treffen sich ein Kamel und ein Elefant in der Wüste sagte der Elefant:
Treffen sich ein Elefant und ein Kamel. Sagt der Elefant zum Kamel:
Un éléphant à un chameau :
Un elefante pregunta a un camello
Their was a camel and elephant
Слон подходит к верблюду и спрашивает его. - Верблюд
En elefant och kamel träffas: - Varför har du brösten på ryggen? undra elefanten. - Ska du säga som har snoppen i ansiktet!
Un chameau et un éléphant se rencontrent pour la première fois : L'éléphant
De olifant vraag aan de kameel: "Waarom staan uw tetten op uw rug?" De kameel antwoordt: "Dat vind ik een stomme vraag als ge rondloopt met een lul op uw bakkes!"
De var en kamel och en elefant. Elefanten sa till kamelen: - Varför har du dina bröst på ryggen? Då sa kamelen: - Ska du säga som har snoppen i ansiktet.
Elefanten till kamelen: – Varför har du tuttarna på ryggen? – Ska du säga som har snoppen mitt i ansiktet.
Vet du vad elefanten sa till kamelen? - Varför har du brösten på ryggen? Vad sa kamelen till elefanten då? - Varför har du snoppen i ansiktet?
Een olifant komt een kameel tegen en vraagt “Waarom heb jij borsten op je rug?” Zegt de kameel “Wat een aparte vraag voor iemand die een lul aan zijn gezicht heeft hangen.”
Rolando a maior festa na selva
Слон верблюдові: "Ха-ха
Een olifant en een kameel komen elkaar tegen. Vraagt de olifiant aan de kameel: "Waarom heb jij je borsten op je rug?" "Wat een rare vraag"
Hvad sagde næsehornet til elefanten? hvorfor har du to patter på ryggen? Hvad sagde kamelen til elefant? hvorfor har du en pik i panden? dickhead!
Elefanten og Kamelen Elefanten spurgte kamelen: - Hvorfor sidder dine patter egentligt på maven? Så svarede kamelen: - HAH! Og sådan et spørgsmål skulle komme fra en
Kameli ja norsu tapasivat. Norsu kysyi: miksi ihmeessä sinulla on tissit selässä? Kameli vastasi: tyhmä kysymys sellaiselta
Un elefante chiede ad una cammella: - Perché hai le tette sulla schiena? - Senti che cazzo di domande fa uno che ha il pisello in faccia.
Treffen sich ein Elefant und ein Kamel in der Wüste. Sagt der Elefant:
Det var en kamel og en elefant som sto og snakket sammen
Kamel zum Elefant: "Wieso hast du einen Pimmel im Gesicht?" Elefant sagt darauf: "Das muss mich jemand fragen
Az elefánt kérdezi a két púpú tevétől: - Miért a hátadon hordod a melleidet? - Hmm
Een olifant en een kameel lopen door de woestijn
Er lopen een kameel en een olifant in de woestijn. Zegt de olifant tegen de kameel; "wat zie jij er gek uit met die tieten op je rug". Zegt de kameel tegen de olifant; "Ach kijk toch naar jezelf...
Er was eens een kameel en een olifant toen zee de olifant is het leuk met je borsten op je rug en toen zee de kameel gij moet niks zegen met u Piemel op u hoofd
Elephant asks a camel:''why do you have two воовs on your back?"
Camel says to Elephant:"Thats a funny question from someone with a diск on his face."
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Yo momma's so fат, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family! "
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Quote by a forest ranger at Yosemite National Park on why it is hard to design the perfect garbage bin to keep bears from breaking into it:
"There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists."
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Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer:
"Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."
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