What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that tiny thing?

Elephant asks a camel:''why do you have two boobs on your back?"

Camel says to Elephant:"Thats a funny question from someone with a dick on his face."

A mother shark is teaching her young how to eat humans.

"First, you go straight at them and then you circle them. You go straight at them again and circle them again. Finally, you go straight at them and then you eat them"
"But, mom, why can't I just eat them the first time around?"
"Well, I suppose you can, but why would you want to eat them with all the shit still inside?"

What do we learn from cow, buffaloes and elephants?

It's impossible to reduce weight by eating green grass and salads and walking