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What did one banana say to the other banana that she just met?
Yellow, nice to meet you.
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What kinds of jokes do bananas like to tell?
Side-splitting ones.
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What happens when two bananas break up?
A banana split.
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How does a banana answer the phone?
“Yellow?”
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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.
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What do fruit use to buy things?
Banana bread.
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What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
An electric banana.
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Where do bananas go shopping for clothes?
Banana Republic.
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Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
Weird. I can’t remember ever eating a monkey.
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Why do bananas use sunblock?
Because otherwise, they’d peel.
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What’s worse than a monkey eating bananas?
A monkey going bananas.
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What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
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What did the banana do when he saw a monkey coming?
He split.
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What do bananas wear on their feet?
A pair of slippers.
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What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber.
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Why did the banana farmer lose his job?
Because he kept throwing away the веnт bananas.
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Why don’t bananas snore?
Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
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Knock Knock Who’s there!
Banana! Banana who? Banana split some ice cream?
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