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- What position did Bruce Wayne play on the school baseball team? Bat-boy.

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- What do you call it when Batman is crossed with a tree? Spruce Wayne.

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- What do you call a three-year old Batman who has fallen off his bike? Bruised Wayne.

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- Why did Bruce Wayne's movie date go so badly? He had bat breath.

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- What is Bruce Wayne's favourite food to make for lunch? He tells me it's alpha-bat-ti spaghetti.

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- What part of a joke does Batman like best? The punch line.

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- What does Batman put in his drinks at the bar? Just-ice.

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- What did Batman do at the shops? Got-ham.

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- What did Batman's friend say to him when he'd returned from holiday? Welcome bat.

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- What type of exercise does Batman always want to do? Aero-batics.

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- What is Batman's favourite type of tea? Vigilan-tea.

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- Are you Batman? - No!

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