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I got chatting to a bird in a club she said, “I’m sick of men agreeing with everything I say just ’cause I’ve got big тiтs.”
I said, “Yeah, I hate that.”

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I was chatting to the girl sitting next to me on the train this morning.
For some reason, I couldn’t understand a single word that was coming out of her тiтs.

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I tried to watch some old videos of Angelina Jolie with her тiтs out on You Tube.
But they’d been removed.

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Nice тiтs!! What color are your niррlеs? Brown or Pink?

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Some bad news for the woman with three тiтs today.
She’s just found out she’s pregnant with quadruplets.

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Which bird gives others воnеrs?
Blue тiтs!!!

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I answered the door last night and there was a group of girls standing in the porch with a bag full of alcohol.
“We’re here for the party.” they smiled.
“The house is already busy,” I said, swigging my lager, “But I’ll let you in if you show me your тiтs.”
So they all showed me their тiтs and said, “Can we come in now?”
I said, “You can if you want but the party’s next door.”

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Once a nun was taking a bath when someone knocked on the door,
"Who is it?"
" It's the blind man, can I come in?"
She decides to let him,
"Okay"
She says, he walked in and says:
"Nice тiтs, now where do you want me to hang the blind?"

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I was talking to a fат lass with huge тiтs last night.
“My eyes are up here…” I said, as she looked down at the kebab in my hand.

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Pay attention 007.
This may look like a perfectly normal pen, but flip it upside down …
And you can see her тiтs!

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There's a reason it's called "girls gone wild" and not "women gone wild". When girls go wild, they show their тiтs. When women go wild, they кill men and drown their kids in a tub.

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Welcome to Inappropriate Club
First, I’d just like to say that Jane’s тiтs look amazing today.

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If there was a competition for saggy тiтs, my wife would beat everyone.
In fact, she’d wipe the floor with them.

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“Sometimes I wonder if you even remember what my face looks like,”
Said my girlfriend’s тiтs.

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I don’t really care how big a woman’s тiтs are.
As long as they’re вiggеr than mine.

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Why do Asian women have small тiтs?
Because only A’s are acceptable.

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Fат chicks shouldn’t brag about big тiтs.
Having big тiтs because you’re fат is like having a car that’s fast because it’s falling off a cliff.

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My boss тhrusт a picture under my nose, “What the fсuк is this?!” he asked.
“Well,” I calmly replied, “It appears to be a photo of me fсuкing your wife. You know that’s not real don’t you? It’s clearly been Photoshopped.”
“What?” he said, relaxing slightly, “How can you tell?”
“Well, your wife’s тiтs aren’t that big and they’ve airbrushed out the mole by her рussy.”

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