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Не преследвай червената точка
Do not chase the red dot, for it is an illusion.
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Оставихме котката да пази дините. Струва ми се Доверили коту охранять арбузы. Кажется
This cat is angrily protecting a trunk full of watermelons
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Bonjour monsieur. Pourriez-vous me ramener chez mοιι? Et où habites-tu? Chez vous à partir de maintenant. - Здравейте – Hallo – Привет
– Hello, would you take me home? – And where do you live, kitty? – I was hoping… at your place.
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Мамка му ¡Maldita sea Чёрт побери Vеrdаммт Bon sang Bon sang Lanet olsun Steve Droga
God dаммiт, Steve, BREATHE !!! Don't die on me, it's time to feed me!
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Марооо Marííía Натаааш Helgaaa Moniiiique Ελέεενη Mariaaa Ayşeee Оксааано Mariaaa Grażynaaa Annikaaa Ingriddd Metteee Kariii
Kareeen, we're gonna need a вiggеr mouse trap
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Прилича на мое Parece mío pero tengo mis dudas... Sembra mio
It seems like mine but I have my doubts...
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Когато не си пуснала котката в тоалетната
When your cat discovers that you are in the bathroom alone
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Ако земята беше плоска
If the Earth were flat, cats would have already thrown everything off the edge.
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На кантара се качих На весы я встал — беда! Чуть не лопнул от стыда. Аппарат мне шепчет зло: «Ты — свинюшка Ich stieg auf die Waage — oh nein! Der Schock fuhr mir tief ins Gebein. Das Teufelsding sprach ohne Spaß: „Dein Ursprung liegt wohl im Schweinefass!“
I stepped upon the scale today, And what it said blew me away! That wicked thing began to squeal: “You’ve got a pork-related feel!”
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Когато котката ти има рожден ден Кога мачето ти има роденден Cuando tu gato tiene cumpleaños Когда у твоей кошки день рождения Wenn deine Katze Geburtstag hat Quand ton chat a son anniversaire Όταν η γάτα σου έχει γενέθλια Quando il tuo gatto compie gli anni Kedin doğum günü olduğunda Коли у твого кота день народження Quando o teu gato faz anos Kiedy twój kot ma urodziny När din katt fyller år Wanneer jouw kat jarig is Når din kat har fødselsdag Når katten din har bursdag Kun kissallasi on syntymäpäivä Amikor a macskádnak születésnapja van Când pisica ta are zi de naștere Když má tvoje kočka narozeniny Kai tavo katė turi gimtadienį Kad tava kaķa ir dzimšanas diena Kad mačka tvoja ima rođendan
When your cat has a birthday
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Я ме погледни в очите! Да си галил чужди котки? Ну-ка посмотри мне в глаза... Ты что чужую кошку гладил? ¡ Mírame a los ojos! ¿Has acariciado gatos ajenos? Sieh mir in die Augen! Hast du fremde Katzen gestreichelt? Guardami negli occhi! Hai accarezzato altri gatti?
Come on, look me in the eyes... Were you petting someone else's cat?
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Разбира се
Of course i did it.  So, what?
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Когато си лъв
When you are a lion but she calls you baby
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Хмм Хмм Хмм Hmm Хмм Hmm Hmm Χμμ Hmm Hımm Хмм Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm
Hmm, you were right. Humans don’t land on their feet
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What’s the difference between a semicolon and a cat?
One has a pause at the end of its clause, the other has claws at the end of its paws.
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I just gave my cat some 7UP.
Now he’s got 16 lives.
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News has just come in that The Mars Rover has discovered a member of the feline species while exploring.
Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat.
Edit: this is /u/Onetap1's joke, credit goes to him
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My kids cried when I told them I had put gingеr in the curry.
They loved that cat.
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