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Баба стои права в рейса Une dame très âgée Die ältere Dame findet im Bus keinen Sitzplatz. Unruhig klopft sie mit dem Stock auf den Boden
An old man on crowded bus has trouble finding a seat.
The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the old man, unable to support himself properly with his cane, fell to the floor.
Little Johnny, sitting nearby, looked down at him and said, "If you put a little rubber cap on the end of your cane, you wouldn't fall like that.
The old man looked up and replied, "If your daddy had done the same, I would have a place to sit on this sтuрid bus."
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Интелигенција Η Εξυπνάδα “Daddy Die Tochter: "Du Papa Le petit gars demande a son père :  - Papa Papa - Papa Een getrouwd stel zitten samen op de bank. Vraagt de vrouw aan de man “Van wie zou onze dochter toch haar intelligentie hebben? Antwoordt de man “Ik denk toch echt van jouw A criança pergunta ao pai: — Papai Küçük Mahmut derslerine çok iyi çalışıyordu Llega una niña corriendo con su mamá y le pregunta: - ¡Mamá Era una niña Vraagt de vrouw aan de man : "Van wie heeft onze dochter haar intelligentie?" Zegt de man: "Natuurlijk van jou A gyerek kérdezi otthon az apját: - Apu! Az eszemet melyikőtöktől örököltem? - Biztosan anyádtól fiam
A little boy went up to his father and asked:
"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
The father replied.
"Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine"
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Dad: Hey son, if you keep маsтurватing your going to go blind.
Son: Dad im over here.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Billy, learned at school that everybody has secrets. So, he decided to take advantage of it.
One day, as he came home from school, he went in front of his mother and told her: "Mommy, mommy! I know everything!"
His mom, obviously scared to death: "Here, take a 100 euros and say NOTHING to your father about it, okay?"
"Okay mommy!" says Billy and leaves the room with a big smile on his face.
When his dad came from work, he did the same to him as well: "Daddy, daddy! I found out everything!"
Numb, his father puts his hand on his pocket: "Here, take a 100 euros and say NOTHING to your mother, okay?"
"Okay!" says Billy with a вiggеr smile on his face.
The next morning, on his way to school, he sees the Postman.
He thought he could try it to him too: "Mr. Focker, I know everything!"
The Postman, the minute he heard it, fell on his knees and wide opened his arms: "Then, come... Come closer... My son!"
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Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time.
Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father.
"Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years."
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A man was in a bar one evening, when a drunк wandered over, shouting at the man "I pulled your mum just now!" the sober man just ignored him and carried on drinking.
About half an hour later the drunк wandered over again.
This time he said: "Your mum just gave me a BJ and swallowed" again the man ignored and carried on talking to his mates.
Soon the very drunк man wandered over and shouted at the poor man: "I just fuскеd your mum, using every posistion possible."
Eventally the man bored of this idiот, turned around and said "Go home dad, you're drunк."
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Father and his 13 year old son walk into the pharmacy. The son sees the boxes of condoms and asks: "What are these dad?"
And the father answers truthfully:
"These, my boy, are called condoms. Men use them to have safe sеx."
"Oh.. i see! the boy answers. They shown them to us at school, in the sеx education class."
Then the boy looks at a packet with 3 condoms in it and asks: "Why does this one have only 3 in it dad?"
"This, son is for high-school kids: One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday."
Then the boy looks at another packet that has 6 inside.
"What about this one? Why does it have 6 in?"
"This is for college students: Two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday."
Then the kid sees that packet with 12 inside and with great wonder asks: "And this one dad, with 12 inside?"
His father sighs and explains to him: "These my boy, are for married people. One for January, one for February…"
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Иванчо влиза в стаята и заварва баща си да си слага презерватив. Вовочка зашел в спальню и увидел
Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a соndом about to give his wife some.
Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says,
"Whatcha doin' Daddy?"
Johnny's dad stoops over to cover up his d*ck and starts looking at the floor.
"Oh, I'm just looking for this big rat I saw." he says.
Little Johnny asks, "Whatcha gonna do, fuск it?"
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The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up to read his.
It began, "My daddy fell in a well last week."
"Good Lord!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he OK?"
"He must be," said Little Johnny. "He stopped calling for help yesterday."
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Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why.
'I've lost five cents,' sobbed Johnny.
'Don't worry,' said his dad kindly.'
Here's five more for you,' At this Johnny howled louder than ever.
'Now what is it ?' asked his dad.
'I wish I'd said I'd lost ten cents!'
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Johnny comes back home from school and tells his father, "Dad, tomorrow you are invited to a special parent meetings at school."
"How much special?"
"Well, just me, you, the director and two investigators from the FBI."
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Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?
"Ask your sister"
"I don't have a..."
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Συμβαίνει παντού Татко Син пита баща си: - Папа Sohn: "Stimmt es Син пита баща си: El hijo le pregunta al padre: A little boy says: Little Johnny: Dad - C'est vrai papa O filho curioso pergunta para o pai: — É verdade que em algumas partes da África o homem não conhece sua esposa até casar com ela? O pai responde cabisbaixo: — Aqui também é assim! - är det verkligen sant pappa att i vissa länder så känner inte mannen sin fru när de gifter sig? - Nej min son! Inte i vissa länder utan i alla länder! — Тату Een man en zijn zoontje lopen over straat. Vraagt het jongetje aan zijn vader “Papa – Är det sant Pepíček se ptá: „Tatínku - E adevarat - Papa Syn pyta ojca: - Czy to prawda - Μπαμπά άκουσα ότι σε κάποιες χώρες της Αφρικής ο άντρας δεν γνωρίζει την γυναίκα που θα παντρευτεί μέχρι την ημέρα του γάμου τους. - Αυτό παιδί μου συμβαίνει σε όλες τις χώρες. O filho mais novo pergunta ao pai: — Pai Синот го прашува таткото: Вистина ли е дека во некои области на Африка мажот не ја познава жената сè додека не ја ожени? Таткото: Така ти е тоа
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in most countries, son.
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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
Ҭ"Of course child. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my Mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"
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I took my 7 year old son to the zoo today.
We were walking around and soon he said, “Look Dad! It's a frickin' Elephant!”
I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us. “What did you just call it?” I asked.
“It's a frickin' Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.
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Achmet wird Bayer Un jour à l’école la maitresse un peu raciste explique au jeune Mohamed: Първият ден на Мохамед в училище.
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school...
Teacher:
"Whats your name?"
Boy:
"Nadir"
Teacher:
"No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today."
Boy went home and his mother asked:
"How was the day Nadir?"
Boy:
"I am an American now, so call me Johnny."
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised...
Teacher:
"What happened Johnny?"
Boy:
"Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
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Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board.
On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the officer, "It was so nice of you to put my daddy's picture up there."
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