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Vater und Mutter sitzen im Wohnzimmer und sehen fern. Plötzlich ein Brummen. Mutter geht nachsehen: Liegt die Tochter auf dem Bett und vergnügt sich mit dem Vibrator. Mutter entsetzt: Баща намира вибратора на дъщеря си O gaúcho entrou sem bater no quarto de sua filha de 17 anos O gáucho chega em casa e pega a filha com as pernas abertas e com um imenso vibrador de uns 28cm. Pasmo Ο πατέρας "πιάνει" την κόρη του στο κρεβάτι να "παίζει" μ ένα δονητή. Έξαλλος τη σπάει στο ξύλο Randa tėvas dukros stalčiuje vibratorių
Man comes home to find his 17 yr old daughter with a dildо up her.
"What are you doing," he shouts.
"Well you won't let me have a boyfriend so this is my substitute," she explains.
The next night the daughter comes home to find her dad with a dildо up his arse
drinking a can of вееr, "What are you doing," she shouts.
He replays, "Having a вееr with your boyfriend."
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Doctors son: "Well, dad, now that I am setting up my own practice, give me some guidelines of success."
Doctor father: "Always, write your prescriptions illegibly and your bills legibly."
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One day little Johnny comes home one day from school and his mom asks him how his day was.
He replies, "Mom, today I had sеx with the teacher!"
Immediately she was angry.
She said, "just wait 'till your dad gets home, he's going to be very mad at you.
Go to your room!"
So the boy goes to his room and finally his dad is home and comes up to the room.
The boy tells his dad and the dad is proud of the boy.
"Great job son!
How old are you 12? 13?
How about we go down to the store and get that shiny red bicycle you wanted?"
So, they go to the store and the dad buys the bike for his son.
Then he says, "well Johnny, do you want to ride the bike home?"
The boy answers, " No, that's okay Dad, My аss is still sore!"
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A little while later Johnny's dad hears a commotion coming from Johnny's bedroom, he rushes in and is horrified to see Johnny shаgging his gran!
Johnny just looks at him and says "not so funny when its your mum is it ?"
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A father, as he was going home, he saw his daughter on the porch, kissing a guy goodnight. Disturbed, he turned to the guy.
"In our home, young man, we turn of the light at 11 o'clock, sharp!"
"Oh, Thank you so much Sir! That's so convenient! Thanks!"
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The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sеx.
But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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Подобар Besser als... Спорят две момченца. Спорят два маленьких мальчика. Dwóch przedszkolaków przechwala się nawzajem: - A wiesz Joãozinho batendo boca com um coleguinha do prédio: — Meu pai é melhor que o seu — desafia o coleguinha. — É porra nenhuma! — retruca Joãozinho. — Meu irmão é melhor que o seu! — É o caralho! —... Bzyka się brat z siostrą 2 jongentjes zijn tegen elkaar aan het opscheppen: "Mijn vader is veel beter dan de jouwe" "Nietes" "Jawel Dialog la gradinita... - Taticul meu este mai bun decat al tau! - Nu-i adevarat! - Mama mea e mai buna decat a ta! - Asta se poate. Asa spune si tata.
Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other’ up.
The brown-haired kid said, “My father is way better than yours.”
The blond came back, “Maybe, but my mother is better than yours.”
“That’s what my father says.”
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Husband: "Good night mother of my three sons."
Wife: "Same to you father of none."
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Little boy says to his father: "Daddy, I heard on the news that cigarettes have become much more expensive. Does it mean that you're going to smoke less from now on?"
And father replies: "No, son. I will smoke as much as a have. But, you'll be eating less!"
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Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.
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One recent Sunday, a young boy arrived to his Sunday school class late.
His teacher knew that the boy was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong.
The boy replied no, that he was going to go fishing, but that his dad told him that he needed to go to church instead.
The teacher was very impressed and asked the boy if his father had explained to him why it was more important to go to church rather than to go fishing.
To which the boy replied, "Yes, ma'am, he did.
My dad said that he didn't have enough bait for both of us."
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Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?"
"My father said it'd be a good idea, sir."
"Oh? And what does your father do?"
"He's in the Army, sir."
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Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.
Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise сrаск to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors.
He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank you when we get back home.
"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.
At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at its mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"
The mother said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."
He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why... just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see good?"
The Mother said, "Why, yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision."
Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a dамn good thing, cause he sure as hеll can't wear glasses!"
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A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party in a bar. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned:
"Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit.
"And why not, darling?", the father asked.
"You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."
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Мъж се разхожда със сина си и виждат две кучета да се чукат. O menino está passeando com o pai quando vê um casal de cães acasalando no meio da rua. A man and his wife were having sex one night in there bedroom. This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?" The father says "Ahh A boy watches his mum and dad having s*x he ask
A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating.
The little boy asked his Dad what was happening.
The father replied, “Well, son, they’re making a puppy.”
The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water.
Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were making love in their usual missionary position.
Confused, the boy asked what were they doing.
The dad responded very slowly and caringly to his impressionanle little boy, “Well, son, we are making you a little brother.”
The little boy replied ,”Please turn Mom over, Dad, I’d rather have a puppy!”
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A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them.
The boy ran over and stomped on it. The father gave him a lecture about having respect for living things and added, "Just for that you can’t have any honey for two weeks!"
Pretty soon a butterfly landed near them.
The boy ran over and stomped on it.
Again, the father gave him a lecture and added, "Just for that you can’t have any butter for two weeks!"
When they got home, they went into the kitchen, and a cockroach ran across the floor.
The mother ran over and stomped on it.
The boy said to his father, "Well do you want to tell her, or shall I?"
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Папање Корабокрушение. Ein Kannibale sitzt mit seinem Sohn im Straßengraben und haben fürchterlichen Hunger. Da kommt eine dicke Frau vorbei. Sagt der Junge: "Papa Os dois canibais — pai e filho — estavam passeando pela selva quando En kannibal skulle lære opp sønnen til å jakte Kannibalfaderen og hans søn sad i bushen og ventede på Yamyam bir kabileden bir baba ve oğlu ava çıkarlar
Two starving cannibals, a father and son, were out trying to get something to eat.
They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came a little old man.
The son said, "Oh Dad, there’s one."
"No," said the father. "There’s not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We’ll just wait."
A little while later, along came a really fат man.
The son said, "Hey dad, he’s big enough."
"No," the father said. "We’d all die of a heart attack from the fат in that one. We’ll just wait."
About an hour later, there came this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son said, "Now there’s nothing wrong with that one Dad, let’s eat her."
"No," said the father. "Were not going to eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we’re going to take her back alive, and eat your mother."
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Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say.
His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?"
He says"Quack quack Mummy."
His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right."
She says "What does a dog say?"
He says "Woof woof Mummy."
She says "Very good."
She says "What does a cat say?"
He says "Meow meow Mummy."
She says "Yes that's right."
Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go."
His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a соw say?"
The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a соw says."
Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a соw that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
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