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John gets a call from his Artartian friend, Bill.
"I've got a problem," says Bill.
"What's the matter?" asks John.
"Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's just too hard. None of
The pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's the picture of?" asks John.
"It's a picture of a big Rooster," replies Bill.
"All right," says John, " I'll come over and have a look."
He goes over to Bill's house. Bill leads John into his kitchen and
Shows him the jigsaw puzzle on the kitchen table. John looks at the jigsaw,
Frowns, then turns to Bill and says,
"For Pete's sake, Bill, put the Cornflakes back in the Box!"
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That awkward moment when two of your friends break up, and you have to decide which one you want to stay friends with.
So you stay friends with the one you wanna sleep with.
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Me:
"So I was sitting at this restaurant last night"
Friend:
"And"
Me:
"I really needed to pass some gas"
Friend:
"And"
Me:
"The music was really loud so I did it"
Friend:
"And"
Me:
"I realized I was listening to my iPod"
Friend:
"Hahahahahahaha"
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A guy was unfortunate enough to be hit by a truck and ended up in the hospital. His best friend came to visit him.
The guy struggles to tell his friend, "My wife Sadie visits me three times a day. She's so good to me. Every day, she reads to me at the bedside."
"What does she read?" the friend asks.
"My life insurance policy."
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Maurice was known among his friend for the promptness with which he sent his ex-wife her alimony payment each month. When asked the reason for his rush, he shivered and explained, “I’m afraid that if I ever should fall behind in my payments she might decide to repossess me.”
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Blonde: hey i got a a compliment on my driving today.
Friend:how???
Blonde:when i got outside i had a piece of paper on my car that said "parking fine"
Friend: Fuскing blondes.
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Then there's a friend who only calls me when she's depressed. You all know people like this: I'm on the phone with her for three hours; it's a waste of time. She never listens to my advice -- she will not jump.
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You know you’re getting old when your best friend tells you he's having an affair and you want to know if it's catered
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Me: Dаммiт i didn't pass my test
Friend: HAH, fail
Me: :(... Your dads соndом was a fail
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Friend: I know what you are but what am I ?
You: I don't want to tell you cause then I'll make you cry
Friend: Look in the mirror and you'll see why
You: Well, that's why hello kitty doesn't want to say hi
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- A friend of mine went fishing today and caught a rainbow trout. ….
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He threw it back ’cause he said he didn’t wanna fry up no gаy fish.
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An Inventor patiently сhiрs a piece of flint into the first knife ever. … …
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His friend:
“That’s the greatest invention since bread.” …
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Inventor:
“Well I’m about to вlоw your mind.”
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Friend: You wanna hangout today?
Me: I can't, I am grounded.
Friend: For what?
Me: My mom and I got in an argument, and she said,
"SON OF A ВIТСН!" so I said,
"Yes, i am a son of a вiтсh!"
Friend: HAHAHA That's why you are my friend. xD
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Two friends ran into each other at Starbucks the other day and got to talking about what was new.
Sally said,
"I'm thinking of starting an OCD support group at my house."
Rhonda answered, "Really? I didn't know you had an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder."
Sally said,
"I don't , I just want to get my house cleaned."
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Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza.
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My best friend is a real dunce. He just got fired from his job.
He told his boss he was too tired to go into work last night.
He's a mattress tester!
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Luigi is bragging to his friend Pasquale: …
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“I justa bought a piece of field that is-a 2 cm wide and-a 10 km long.” …
“What-a on Earth are you going to do with a field-a like that? … not even-a one inch by six-a miles?”
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“Grow-a spaghetti, of course.”
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What did the sick fish say to his friend?
I'm a little green around the gills.
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