“It’s a bird!”
“It’s a plane!”
“It’s…. Oh sh1t, it is a plane!”
What’s Al Qaida’s favorite football team?
The New York Jets
What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way!
What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones’ head when he was working on the World Trade Center’s 90th floor?
The 91st floor.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds
Why do tourists flock to New York?
It’s a blast
What should have tipped off the ticket sellers?
When the terrorists asked if there was anything cheaper than one-way.
10. There are now 18 fewer Arab taxi drivers terrorizing the streets.
9. Flight training schools proved that they are expensive but worth it.
8. People are learning how to spell “Afghanistan” correctly.
7. Plenty of parking available at airports now.
6. Jerry Springer Show was off the air for a whole week.
5. Sales for U. S. flags are way up.
4. Several new job openings now at NYPD and NYFD.
3. Much lower electric bills for Manhattan.
2. Home videos of the WTC attack more spectacular than Arnold Schwarzenegger’s last 5 movies.
And the number one …
1. Some great new unobstructed views of Manhattan now.
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