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67. Where do monkeys work out? The jungle gym
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65. What type of monkey should have eight legs? A spider monkey.
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63. What do you get when you cross a baboon and a parrot? Nobody knows, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you would definitely listen.
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62. What did the baboon study in law school? The law of the jungle.
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61. What did the baboon win at the beauty contest? She won beast of show.
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60. What do you call a monkey with a wand and a broomstick? Hairy Potter.
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59. What do you call an angry monkey? Furious George.
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54. How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
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53. What are monkey’s favorite biscuits? Chocolate chimp cookies.
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52. What’s a monkey’s favorite drink? Chimpan-tea!
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51. What does a woodcutter say before he chops down a tree in the rainforest? “Let the chimps fall where they may.”
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49. What do monkeys do for laughs? They tell jokes about people.
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48. What do you call a man who can jump from tree to tree? A monkey’s uncle.
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46. Humans can catch diseases from monkeys and bats, but why not anteaters? Because they are filled with anty bodies.
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45. What did the monkey say after his tail got caught in the lawnmower? “Won’t be long now!”
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44. In March, I found a monkey paw and used it to wish to work from home every day. I’m sorry, everybody.
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43. Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. Although monkeys are more filling.
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