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1. What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.

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2. Did you hear about that lame party in the jungle? Someone forgot to bring the chimps and dip.

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3. Why do monkeys love bananas? Because they have appeal.

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5. What kind of underwear do monkeys wear? Chimpantsies.

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7. What do you call a flying monkey? A hot air baboon.

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8. What does a monkey wear while cooking? An ape-ron.

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9. Two monkeys are in the bath. One turns to the other and says,
“Oooo ooo aah aahh!”
The second monkey says,
“Well, put some cold in then!”

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11. Why don’t monkeys wear pocket watches?
Because they don’t wear pants.

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12. Where do monkeys go to grab a вееr? The monkey bars!

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13. What came first, the monkey or the ape?
The dinosaur!

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16. What kind of monkey likes seafood? A shrimpanzee.

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17. Where do chimps hear all their gossip? The ape vine.

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20. Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs around.

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21. What do you call a monkey that wins the World Series?
A chimpion.

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22. How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.

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24. What do you call a monkey at the North Pole? Lost.

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26. Where do monkeys go when they lose their tails? To a retailer.

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27. If a monkey has 30 bananas in one hand and 40 bananas in the other hand, what does he have? Huge hands.

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