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29. Where does a 2,000-pound gorilla sit? Anywhere it wants to.

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30. If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do? Pay him.

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32. Why did the chimpanzee cross the road? Because he had to take care of some monkey business.

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35. Why did the thieves kidnap the monkey? Because they believed in gibbon take.

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36. What did the orangutan say to the chimp? “Gingеr’s the new black!”

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38. What do you feed a 600-pound orangutan? Anything it wants!

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39. What’s white and swings through the trees? A meranguetan!

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40. What do you call a monkey who works in a call center? A who-rang-utang!

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41. Did you know before they had monkey bars, monkeys would just drink at home.

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42. What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboooom!

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43. Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. Although monkeys are more filling.

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44. In March, I found a monkey paw and used it to wish to work from home every day. I’m sorry, everybody.

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48. What do you call a man who can jump from tree to tree? A monkey’s uncle.

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49. What do monkeys do for laughs? They tell jokes about people.

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50. What do you tell a naughty monkey? “Stop chimping about.”

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51. What does a woodcutter say before he chops down a tree in the rainforest? “Let the chimps fall where they may.”

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53. What are monkey’s favorite biscuits? Chocolate chimp cookies.

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54. How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.

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