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Ако надървен евреин се блъсне в стена, коя част от него ще се удари първа? Носът му Cosa succede ad uno svedese in piena erezione che corre verso un muro? Si rompe il naso. Vad skulle hända om en jude som hade stånd gick rakt in i en vägg? Han skulle få väldigt ont i näsan. Om en jude går mot en vägg med stånd, vilken kroppsdel slår då i först? Näsan. Vad händer när en jude med en styv penis går in i en vägg? Han knäcker näsan. Hvad sker der når en kineser har stiv pik og løber ind i muren? – Han brækker næsen En jøde med stiv pik løber ind i muren, hvad rammer muren først? – Hans næse Hvad sker der, når en jøde med erigeret lem går direkte ind i Grædemuren? - han slår sin næse Mitä tapahtui juutalaiselle, joka juoksi erektiossa seinää päin? – Hänen nenänsä murtui
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Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then suddenly died.

The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket. At the funeral, as he was finishing the eulogy, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.

He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."

He opened the note, and read, "Please step to your left -- you're standing on my oxygen tube!"
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A multimillionaire bachelor goes to his club to play golf with two friends. Not knowing who would be joining them, they walk to the first tee.

As they finish teeing off, a tall, beautiful, raven-haired woman asks if she can join them. Although the bachelor thinks this is going to slow down their play, he agrees. The woman tees up a ball and, without a practice swing, smacks it straight down the middle.

This goes on all day and she finishes even par for the round, beating all the men.

They invite her back the next week. They have a great time, and she shoots the same score. The bachelor thinks to himself, "This is the girl of my dreams!" So he asks her out on a date. They go out, find they have much in common and have a great evening.

They make another golf date, during which she shoots two-under and gives a clinic in shotmaking.

The millionaire is now convinced that they are meant to be together. He invites her back to his apartment, where they talk for hours. Everything is progressing smoothly, so he invites her to his bedroom. Their passions run riot, but she doesn't let things go too far and he drives her home.

This pattern continues for a month: Great golf, great dates, but nights of abbreviated passion. The bachelor can't take it anymore.

"I know the time we spent on the golf course and in my apartment is wonderful. And even though we haven't been fully intimate, I know that I love you, you love me, and that you are the girl I want to marry!"

"Darling," she says, "I have something to tell you. I can not hide it anymore. I am a man!"

His mouth drops open, his face turns red, he begins to shake. She's convinced he's going to have a heart attack, or worse, when finally, in a blind rage, he shouts, "And all, this time, you've been playing from the red tees?"
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Въпрос към радио "Ереван": - Защо блондинка не може да набере 911? Отговор на радиото: - Ами защото не може да набере 11... 911 Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: Because she couldn't find the 11 ¿Por qué los gallegos no pueden marcar el 911?. Soru: Bir sarışın acil bir durumda neden 112’yi arayamaz? Cevap: Çünkü telefonda 11 tuşunu bulamayacağı için. Varför kunde inte blondinen skriva siffran elva? Hon visste inte vilken etta som kom först Miksi blondi ei osaa kirjoittaa lukua “yksitoista”? Hän ei tiedä, kumpi ykkönen tulee ensin.
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