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An old man goes to the doctor to ask him an important question.
“Doctor, when I was in my 20’s, it took both of my hands to push down my hard-on.”
“When I was in my 30’s, it took one hand to push down my hard-on.”
“When I was in my 50’s, it took three fingers to push down my hard-on.”
“Now that I’m in my 60’s, it only takes one finger to push down on my hard-on!”
“So what I’m basically trying to ask you is? How strong am I going to get?”
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Here are the texting codes for the older generation:
ATD - at the doctor.
BFF - best friend fell.
BTW -bring the wheelchair .
BYOT - bring your own teeth.
FWIW - forgot where I was.
GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
GHA - got heartburn again.
IMHO - is my hearing aid on?
LMDO -laughing my dentures out.
OMMR - on my massage recliner.
WIWYA - when I was your age.
ROFLACGU - rolling on floor laughing and can’t get up.
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Codes for seniors:
ATD - At the Doctor’s
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Воwеl Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL…CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!
DTAF - Don’t Trust A Fart
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At the age of 60, finally the four friends successfully managed to go together on a trip that they planned 40 years ago.
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Кийт Ричардс и Адам и Ева
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Най-накрая излизам с моята приятелка този уикенд. Няма нищо лошо в това млади момчета да излизат с по-възрастни жени
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A cause d'abrutis comme lui
Заради такива като тоя ще вдигнат пенсионната възраст на 80
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Баща ми не намираше Google Chrome
Mi padre no encontraba Google Chrome
Мой отец не мог найти Google Chrome
Mein Vater konnte Google Chrome niсhт finden
Mon père ne trouvait pas Google Chrome
Ο πατέρας μου δεν έβρισκε το Google Chrome
Mio padre non trovava Google Chrome
Babam Google Chrome'u bulamıyordu
Мій батько не міг знайти Google Chrome
O meu pai não conseguia encontrar o Google Chrome
Mój tata nie mógł znaleźć Google Chrome
Min pappa hittade inte Google Chrome
Mijn vader kon Google Chrome niet vinden
Min far kunne ikke finde Google Chrome
Faren min fant ikke Google Chrome
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Баба: В днешно време хората мислят само за cekc. Също баба:
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Когато Gen Z пита защо всички на старите снимки са с червени очи
Кога Gen Z прашува зошто сите на старите слики имаат црвени очи
Cuando la Gen Z pregunta por qué todos en las fotos antiguas tienen los ojos rojos
Когда зумеры спрашивают
Wenn die Gen Z fragt
Quand la Gen Z demande pourquoi tout le monde a les yeux rouges sur les vieilles photos
Όταν η Gen Z ρωτά γιατί όλοι στις παλιές φωτογραφίες έχουν κόκκινα μάτια
Quando la Gen Z chiede perché tutti nelle vecchie foto hanno gli occhi rossi
Gen Z soruyor: “Eski fotoğraflarda neden herkesin gözleri kırmızı?” Ben de onlara diyorum ki: “80’lerin büyük iblis ayaklanmasını hatırlayamayacak kadar gençsiniz.”
Коли Gen Z питає
Quando a Geração Z pergunta por que todo mundo nas fotos antigas tem os olhos vermelhos
Kiedy Gen Z pyta
När Gen Z frågar varför alla på gamla foton har röda ögon
Als Gen Z vraagt waarom iedereen op oude foto’s rode ogen heeft
Når Gen Z spørger
Når Gen Z spør hvorfor alle på gamle bilder har røde øyne
Kun Gen Z kysyy
Amikor a Gen Z megkérdezi
Când Gen Z întreabă de ce toată lumea din pozele vechi are ochii roșii
Když se Gen Z ptá
Kai Gen Z klausia
Kad Gen Z jautā
Kad Gen Z pita zašto svi na starim slikama imaju crvene oči
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Знаеш
On sait que l'on a vieilli quand on voit que les lecteurs cd portables sont déjà exposés dans un musée.
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Vu que je commence à prendre de l'âge mon docteur m'a recommandé d'installer des bars dans ma salle de bains
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Tips on how to fall asleep in a living room chair:
1. Be old.
2. Sit in a chair
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