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Бабата која сакала со дедото да прават како во младоста Hot Breakfast Една баба и един дядо празнували златната си сватба. 40 χρόνια μετά Oma hat sich gewünscht Ein Ehepaar feiert goldene Hochzeit. Zu diesem Anlass wollen sie es noch einmal genauso treiben wie vor 50 Jahren. Sie kocht ein tolles Menü und beide setzen sich splitternackt zu Tisch. Sagt sie: "Ach Schatz Το ζεύγος παντρεμένο 50 χρόνια. Μια μέρα στο τραπέζι του πρωινού λέει η γιαγιά: - Σκέψου αγάπη μου Pour leurs 50 ans de mariage C'est deux vieux dans un restaurant Um casal de velhotes resolveu ir comer ao mesmo hotel e dormir no mesmo quarto onde tinham passado a noite de núpcias para festejar os 50 anos de casados. No meio da refeição diz a velha: — Ai... Małżeństwo siedzi przy obiedzie. Żona do męża: - Wiesz Stasiu C'est l'histoire d'un couple de petits vieux qui sont en train de petit-déjeuner Um casal de velhinhos estava em um restaurante comendo sopa e relembrando a primeira vez que se viram naquele mesmo restaurante. O velhinho disse: - Quantas memórias temos desse lugar não é... Badea Ion si Maria se duc la o nunta. Dupa starea civila Een stel gaat met hun 35-jarig huwelijksjubileum terug naar het hotel waar ze ook de eerste nacht van hun huwelijk hebben doorgebracht. Als ze op een gegeven moment wat zitten te eten op een... Un batran si o Batrana stateau la masa si luau micul Dejun Ένα ζευγάρι είχε την επέτειο του γάμου του και βγήκε έξω να το γιορτάσει. Στο μαγαζί που πήγαν η γυναίκα παρήγγειλε σούπα και ο άντρας ψάρι. Μόλις τα έφερε ο σερβιτόρος ό άντρας της έδωσε ένα...
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Получих СМС от бившата с текст: "БИХ ИСКАЛА ДА СИ ТУК"... Моя бывшая жена только что снова написала мне: «Хочу My ex texted me
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An old couple returning from Florida cross the border. The customs agent ask the man "did you buy anything while in the US. the man answers no. the man's wife asks her husband "what did he say?". the man tells his wife "the agent wants to know if we bought anything". the customs agent asks... Traveling through the country
An elderly couple in their 80's were going to Florida.
At the border, the customs officer asks where they were going.
The wife says "what did he say".
The husband turns to the wife and says the customs officer wants to know where we are going.
He then tells the officer that we are going to Florida.
The customs officer now asks how long they were going to Florida for.
The wife says "what did he say".
The husband turns to the wife and says the customs officer wants to know how long we are going to Florida for.
The husband tells the officer that they were going for 2 months.
The customs officer then asks where they were coming from.
The wife says "what did he say".
The husband turns to his wife and says the customs officer wants to know where we were coming from.
The husband tells the officer that they were from Hamilton.
The customs officer thinks for a minute and tells the husband that he had dated a lady from Hamilton and she was the worst piece of аss he ever had.
The wife says "what did he say".
The husband turns to his wife and says "He thinks he knows you".
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Двама пенсионери разговарят: Un petit vieux de 95 ans. Un journaliste venu l'interroger : Дядо обяснява на личния си лекар: Двама старци си бъбрят на скамейката пред блока: Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. Un uomo in su con gli anni va dal medico - Dottore dottore ogni mattina alle sette mi scappa da pisciare. - Beh che problema c'e'? - E' che io mi alzo alle otto per cui mi piscio addosso! Пациент отива при доктора и му казва: - Докторе нещо ми има Three old men are talking about their aches 3 bejaarde mannen zitten samen koffie te drinken. Zegt de eerste: "ik heb een probleem
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old.
"You always feel like you have to рее. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even сrар anymore. You take laxatives, then you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "80 is the worst age of all!"
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, not really. I рее every morning at 6:00. I рее like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble crapping?" asked the 70-year-old.
"No, I сrар every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You рее every morning at 6:00 and сrар every morning at 6:30.
So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00!"
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Dentist Μασέλα Бабичка отива на зъболекар. Ляга на стола и си вдига краката. Една баба отива на зъболекар. Сяда на стола и се разкрачва. En äldre dam kom in till tandläkaren Aquela senhora Przychodzi baba do dentysty To takhle přišla do zubní ordinace pěkná ženská Una mujer acude al dentista. Cuando llega su turno Una donna va da stomatologa
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Вземи тия лешници Баба вика внучката си: Старушка всегда угощала кондуктора кешью и миндалем. Uma velhinha sentada atrás do motorista do ônibus Un'anziana signora avvicina un tassista e gli offre un sacchetto di nocciole croccanti dicendogli che gli spiace buttarle ma lei senza denti non riesce a mangiarle. L'uomo per rispetto dell'anziana signora e in nome della sua economicità accetta il dono la ringrazia Un gruppo di anziane conigliette parte per una gita in pullman e dopo qualche ora di viaggio Момченце отишло на гости на баба си със свой приятел. Докато приказвало с баба си в кухнята En busschaufför kör en buss fullastad med pensionärer längs en motorväg när en gammal dam kommer fram och knackar honom på axeln. Hon erbjuder honom en handfull med jordnötter Tur otobüsü şöförünün omzuna dokunulunca adam hafifçe başını çevirmiş
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