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Раddy and Murphy chatting about wanking. Murphy asks Раddy if he’s ever had a вlоw job off the vacuum. Раddy thinks for a second and replies, “No, never!”that night, Раddy’s got sеx on the mind, looks over at the vacuum and recalls Murphy’s question and thinks…. fuск it! why not? He plugs the vac in, turns it on and sticks his соск in only to be met with the most excruciating pain. Раddy quickly switches it off, runs out to his car with it still hanging from his соск and races to Murphy’s house. He bangs on the door and Murphy opens it, Раddy shouts “Murphy you Ваsтаrd, I tried getting a suск off the vac and look what it’s done to my соск! Murphy replies “Shiт Раddy, you best get to the hospital, it’s wrapped round the roller brush.
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