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A photon walks into a hotel and the bellman says "can I help you with your bags?" And the photon replies,
"No it's ok, I'm traveling light."

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What did a physics teacher say to calm down a student who wanted to jump off the roof?
Don't do that, you have so much potential!

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A physics student asked her professor to describe what happened right before the Big Ваng...
.... But the professor couldn't, because there was no time.

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Union VS. Intersection

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My little girl told me today she doesn’t want to leave the house because she’s scared of terrorists. I told her it’s not the terrorists you should be scared of, it’s the highly destructive shockwaves produced by rapidly expanding explosive material.

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Did you hear about the physics student that committed suicide by jumping off a skyscraper?
What a shame. He had so much potential.

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A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge
When a friend stops him saying, "Don't do it, you have so much potential."

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Women defy the laws of physics...
They are easier to pick up the heavier they get...

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Breaking up is like physics ...
She keeps saying that I have no energy.
I keep telling her that I have potential.

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Wanna hear a physics pun?
If an aircraft always takes off at an angle, doesn't that make it an inclined plane?

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A Joke by my Physics Teacher
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the roof of his building.
Just before the man jumps, the physicist yells:
"Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

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I had a female Physics teacher in my school.
One day, a guy asked her, "What is the unit of power?"
"That's watt", she said.

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I keep asking my physics teacher
I keep asking my physics teacher "what is he unit for power?"
But he just keeps responding with "yes."

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One More For All The Philosophy Majors Out There
The Physics major asks: How does it work?
The Engineering major asks: How do you build it?
The Accounting major asks: How much will it cost?
The Philosophy major asks: Do you want fries with that?

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After years of studying, a physics student comes rushing into Einstein's office shouting...
"Professor, Professor, I think I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!"
Einstein rolls his eyes
"It's about time!"

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I did terribly in my quantum physics class, but still got an "A"
And I also got an "F"
I'm not opening my report card.

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I thought of a great joke about physics
But it would probably Bohr most of you..

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Where do physics teachers go on vacation
Times square

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